Surfer Draft

It would be nice if government surveillance resulted in being drafted as a professional surfer.

 
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Dialog:

  • Port:
    • It would be nice if government surveillance resulted in being drafted as a professional surfer.
    • To help this happen I'm going to encourage government surveillance and do things that show surfing potential.
    • Surfing video games perhaps?
  • Starboard:
    • But, what if the testing is indirect?
    • Playing a game where you fight an army of turtles and mushroom-like enemies might demonstrate land mine defusing potential.
  • Port:
    • Sssssshh. Don't suggest they bring Mario into this.
    • By the way, could you put in a good word for me with the surfing department if your dishonorable testing methods get you drafted into a windowless bunker to look over surveillance?
 

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