Surfer Draft

Dialog:

• Port:
  • It would be nice if government surveillance resulted in being drafted as a professional surfer.
  • To help this happen I'm going to encourage government surveillance and do things that show surfing potential.
  • Surfing video games perhaps?
• Starboard:
  • But, what if the testing is indirect?
  • Playing a game where you fight an army of turtles and mushroom-like enemies might demonstrate land mine defusing potential.
• Port:
  • Sssssshh. Don't suggest they bring Mario into this.
  • By the way, could you put in a good word for me with the surfing department if your dishonorable testing methods get you drafted into a windowless bunker to look over surveillance?