Motivation Without Purpose 101

We must aggressively encourage scalable innovation

 
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Dialog:

  • Amazingly Authoritative Narrator Voice:
    • PROVIDE GOAL (KEEP IT VAGUE OR SOMEONE MIGHT QUESTION IT, USE BUZZWORDS)
  • Port:
    • We must aggressively encourage scalable innovation!
  • Amazingly Authoritative Narrator Voice:
    • ADD 1/2 CUP IRRATIONAL FEAR (FOR EXTRA POTENCY USE THE WORD “CHINA”)
  • Port:
    • The squirrels out there are importing learning from China!
  • Amazingly Authoritative Narrator Voice:
    • MIX
  • Port:
    • We must stay ahead of the squirrels or one day WE may be scampering for acorns.
  • Amazingly Authoritative Narrator Voice:
    • BAKE
  • Port:
    • We did not ask for this challenge, but I can think of no better people to confront it.
 

3 Comments:

  1. thad Says:

    I must admit, I used squirrels here because they seemed somewhat tricky but mostly harmless. Well, turns out they are even trickier than I thought.

  2. Thad Says:

    This comic was featured on Sunday Contingency. :)

  3. SSotirov Says:

    haha cool very funny mate :) )

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