Motivation Without Purpose 101

Dialog:

• Amazingly Authoritative Narrator Voice:
  • PROVIDE GOAL (KEEP IT VAGUE OR SOMEONE MIGHT QUESTION IT, USE BUZZWORDS)
• Port:
  • We must aggressively encourage scalable innovation!
• Amazingly Authoritative Narrator Voice:
  • ADD 1/2 CUP IRRATIONAL FEAR (FOR EXTRA POTENCY USE THE WORD “CHINA”)
• Port:
  • The squirrels out there are importing learning from China!
• Amazingly Authoritative Narrator Voice:
  • MIX
• Port:
  • We must stay ahead of the squirrels or one day WE may be scampering for acorns.
• Amazingly Authoritative Narrator Voice:
  • BAKE
• Port:
  • We did not ask for this challenge, but I can think of no better people to confront it.