DIY Alarmist Tech Article

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  • Beware! {important device/technology} as you know it will soon be {obliterated/made embarrassingly obsolete} because of {crazy new invention}!*
  • *Translation: You will eventually buy a new {device}.

One Comment:

  1. thad Says:

    It is pretty fun to fill in the blanks and see what you get. Example:

    Beware! The internet as you know it will soon be made embarrassingly obsolete because of telepathic routing technology!

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