You know those people who say it was dumb to try to ride a great white shark like a rodeo bull?
Screw Them.
Maybe there is an evil demon deceiving my sense. It has mislead me to think that I lost some flesh, some money, and most of my dignity in the experience.
Maybe, in reality, I rocked it.
Starboard:
Things are bad when you are comforted by the idea of an evil demon controlling your senses.