A Cool Spectator Sport

Dialog:

• Port:
  • If argument were a spectator sport, what should it be like?
• Starboard:
  • Well, complex headdresses would be a must.
  • It would also be cool if the crowd threw things, bits of food perhaps...
  • and responded with to good points with "OOOooo" and "Ohhh."
  • I wonder if it would be an insult to chant "De-fense"?
• Port:
  • You know, I bet there are several philosophy departments that are a bunch of funny hats short of fulfilling this dream.