What Search Engine Defines Me as a Person?

People may soon view what search engine they use as an expression of their personality

 
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  • Port:
    • People may soon view what search engine they use as an expression of their personality.
    • To capitalize on this, I'm considering starting a search engine tailored towards “free thinkers”.
    • We will guarantee that at least one result in every search will be deeply offensive to the general public, yet not technically illegal.
    • It will declare to all the spyware on your computer that you ain't no kind of uptite.
 

2 Comments:

  1. Thad Says:

    Perhaps ask.com’s recent TV advertising focusing on functionality is going in the wrong direction. Maybe they could get better results by trying to “pull an apple” and focus on what using ask.com says about you.

    Here is a quick article about ask.com’s recent TV campaign.

  2. Carnival of Tech News, Second Edition - Just Linux Says:

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