News Antidote

Dialog:

• Port:
  • The news is often scary. There is ware, famine, loss of freedom, and terrorism.
  • To help people believe that these things can't happen to them I propose a “news antidote” channel.
  • A calming 24 hour stream of often bad reasons why scary things can't happen to the viewers.
  • For example: You are wearing purple {gentle surf noise} and bad things never happen to people in purple. {gentle surf noise}
• Starboard:
  • Ancient wisdom tells us that they are always the eaters rather than the ones eaten.