Old Medicine

Dialog:

• Uses
  • Temporarily reduces crime
  • May temporarily lessen a sense of injustice due to
    • stealing
    • murdering
    • beating
    • general evil-doing
• Warning
  • Allergy Alert: Public trials may cause the appearance of an attempt at justice. Symptoms can be severe and may include but are not limited to:
    • Cooperation with authorities
    • "Strong men" facing difficulty consolidating power
    • The following of the US constitution
    • A possible creation of conditions favorable to democracy
    • Shock
  • Do not use if you 1) hate freedom 2) are, or may possibly become a leader opposed to representational government
    Stop use and ask a doctor if the world turns against you
  • May be habit forming
  • Keep out of reach of children