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I Can Feel The News Being Neutralized

There should be a channel that is just a constant stream of silly reasons why various fears should be dismissed

Port:
- There should be a channel that is just a constant stream of silly reasons why various fears should be dismissed.
- Loss of Civil Rights? False Imprisonment? Don't worry, the clouds will protect us. {gentle surf noise}
Starboard:
- Plus, the absurdity of these reasons might lead people to be more questioning.
Port:
- Manipulation? Silly rabbit, {gentle surf noise} the crickets will disarm all evil.
Starboard:
- A skeptical populace might better resist those who selectively scare others in search of personal political or economic gain.
Port:
- Worried about losing your main source of political or economic gain? Just click your heals and say “xrsndfw.”