How To Avoid an Awkward Costume

In what sort of job is one least likely to have to wear a silly costume?

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Dialog:

  • Port:
    • In what sort of job is one least likely to have to wear a silly costume?
    • Sometimes I wake up yelling about silly hats and chicken suits being forced upon me.
    • I bet you could be reasonably confident of avoiding costumes if it is hard to officially force you to do something.
    • It is also a good sign if you are expected to be dignified.
    • {pause}
    • Perhaps all I need to rid my life of funny hats and strangely shaped ties is official independence and public dignity.
  • Starboard:
    • The wardrobes of English judges beg to differ.
 

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