July 26th, 2007
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How To Avoid an Awkward Costume

In what sort of job is one least likely to have to wear a silly costume?

Just in case you wanted to see some pictures of horsehair wigs.

Dialog:
- Port:
  - In what sort of job is one least likely to have to wear a silly costume?
  - Sometimes I wake up yelling about silly hats and chicken suits being forced upon me.
  - I bet you could be reasonably confident of avoiding costumes if it is hard to officially force you to do something.
  - It is also a good sign if you are expected to be dignified.
  - {pause}
  - Perhaps all I need to rid my life of funny hats and strangely shaped ties is official independence and public dignity.
- Starboard:
  - The wardrobes of English judges beg to differ.

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