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How To Avoid an Awkward Costume
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Port:
In what sort of job is one least likely to have to wear a silly costume?
Sometimes I wake up yelling about silly hats and chicken suits being forced upon me.
I bet you could be reasonably confident of avoiding costumes if it is hard to officially force you to do something.
It is also a good sign if you are expected to be dignified.
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Perhaps all I need to rid my life of funny hats and strangely shaped ties is official independence and public dignity.
Starboard:
The wardrobes of English judges beg to differ.
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