The Johns

the johns



  • Port:
    • John has become a mildly risky name to have.
  • Starboard:
    • It is unfortunate when the phrase “where is the John?” is misinterpreted.
  • Port:
    • Beyond that, people named John must be careful not to congregate if police are nearby.
    • “Where are the Johns?”
    • “Oh, right over there officer. They are walking in different directions because they don't want to be called...wait, what did you mean?”

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