MaryLand

Dialog:

• Port:
  • I think the state of Maryland was named to trick British children.
• Person Who Named Maryland:
  • "Hey, let's name it MerryLand so children think everyone here is happy and that we use candy canes for light posts"
• Other Person Who Named Maryland:
  • "But, we don't want to trick our children..."
• Person Who Named Maryland:
  • "We'll pronounce it differently."
• Port:
  • But, it got screwed up! The trick now only works until the kids learn to spell.