March 17th, 2008
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Tags: deception, ethics, logic

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Nice Guys and Their Finishing Placement as Observed by a Pirate

nice guys finish last

Dialog:
- Pirate:
  - Avast, I have discovered it is impossible for "nice guys" to "finish last"!
  - How, you say?
  - Well, nice people do moral things.
  - But, if "nice guys finish last," being not-nice would be the only way to ACTUALLY achieve moral goals.
  - So, only not-nice people could do moral things and be “nice guys.”
  - Contradiction ye skallywags!
- Starboard:
  - So "nice people" are actually mean people who try to do good things?
- Pirate:
  - Maybe...let me think about that...yar.

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