Where The Naming Convention Breaks Down

Dialog:

• Port:
  • So Christians follow the teachings of Christ and Buddhists follow the teachings of Buddha.
  • According to this naming convention atheists should be “---ists.”
  • I wonder who first got tired of calling themselves an “---ist” and came up with the therm “atheist”?
  • “Screw this, I'm just going to throw some letters in there and call myself that. A-T-H-E.”
• Starboard:
  • I wonder if the next thing he said was “What? ...No, I do not worship Athena.”