A Brief Message to Make You Want to Vote For Me

Dialog:

• Port:
  • If you were running for president, what would be your campaign slogan?
• Starboard:
  • "It'll be like ancient Rome, but, not the bad parts."
  • or "This is a message of vague and powerful hope."
  • I also like "If you don't elect me, the world will explode."
• Port:
  • It appears you have missed the most powerful one:
  • "A puppy for everyone."