Poser Pigeon

Dialog:

• Port:
  • Ethical Relativism claims that “there are no universal moral rules.”
  • What about the universal moral rule that there are no universal rules!
• Starboard:
  • Its claim is really more of a hypothesis about morality, not a universal moral rule.
  • That bird you just threw at ethical relativism doesn't look like he's turning around.
• Port:
  • I thought he was a rock.
• Starboard:
  • He's surprisingly maneuverable.