All Comics Are Comics

Dialog:

• Port:
  • I no longer want to make any claims that are not supported by testing and observation.
  • Hence forth, it is all tested, all the time.
• Starboard:
  • Nice.
  • Why this sudden decision?
• Port:
  • Well, I wanted my claims to be true and all true claims can be supported by observation.
• Starboard:
  • Wow, so someone tested every true claim to make sure it could be supported by observation?
• Port:
  • All tested, all the time...starting...now.